nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.

My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.

by Ken Hubbard December 14, 2008

Reverse Hammock

Reverse cowgirl on a hammock

Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.

by Jurror September 28, 2009

doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

by The8 November 20, 2015

will hammo

a will hammo is a guy who is fucking stupid and likes attention

omg that will hammo is so stupid

by Boreeeeedddddd June 7, 2016

Gravy Hammock

Slang for having runny feces trapped in (normally) whitey tighties.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I ended up with a gravy hammock.

by jihadorbust April 8, 2016

Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017