guarini

Anything that was overhyped from the previous year that you would wish would just go away already.

Look at that guarini listening to ja rule. he is so 2K2.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 24, 2003

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

guamara

is a mexican spanish word that means when something is absurd or phatetic

im soo poor ex: guamara !!!

by Laharl 3 January 30, 2007

Ass-Guard

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

by Rylan Kinnin October 6, 2006

guarjuana

Another name for the energy supplement, guarana. The herbal supplement functions the same as caffeine, but is slightly more potent, and provides a different flavor. It is a common ingredient in energy drinks.

Teacher: are you high?
student: no way, dude! I'm just hopped up on Guarjuana. Its great!
teacher: go to the office, liek nao!
student: yeah, the principal really should try this shit, shouldnt he?

by Chevy Jackson February 13, 2007

Guardian PIg

A often large and unsightly human female who refuses to let her friends get laid, not because she's a good person, but because she's evil.

The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.

Danny: "Dude! I totally would have got me some of that sweet ass!"

Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".

Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".

Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".

by DJ McDoogle January 19, 2011

guardado

Adjective
1: one who is publicly given a chance to do the right thing but chooses instead to do the wrong thing because he can no longer tell the difference.
2: one whose actions evince corruption.

Noun
1: person who has become morally debased.
2: the act of complicity with moral wrongdoing.

Guardado: Yes, for a minute, I considered kicking it wide but in the end, whether it should have been a penalty or not, that is not our fault.

by jack_in_sd August 19, 2015