Goosefuck 

A word used to describe something controversial that nobody likes and everyone likes.

"That guy is a total Goosefuck!"

Goosefuck by Litten17 July 20, 2020

Goosebumps kid

Kids who grew up with the goosebumps books being their exclusive favourite. Usually become reclusive gamers who like to quote Marx and then buy their pc set up off amazon.

Wait you were a goosebumps kid? Everything makes so much sense now.

Goosebumps kid by Dontkillbilliam November 19, 2021

Goosemeat monday 

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s

Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday

Goosemeat monday by eddy051705 January 23, 2022

goosefus 

A very sophisticated, one might say distinguished, goose

The level of distinguishment of this goose is at a level ten of the goosefus scale

goosefus by Exempt Goose July 21, 2023

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

Chinese Goosepecker by Thumperton April 25, 2011

beta goose 

It is a non Alpha, as in a beta.

John is such a bitch, he is a beta goose

beta goose by _rager_ September 16, 2013

Don goofed 

When you make a silly mistake or accident commonly used when your playing video games and you make a stupid mistake.

In a group game and you misclick resulting on the whole game to be throw off.
You: aw crap guys I don goofed sorry
Group: dammit carl!

Don goofed by Ms.V June 29, 2016