mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

by rishnipishni January 13, 2007

bill gates

Steve Job's muse.

Also, often accused of crashing things.

Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...

by OLOL February 3, 2007

Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

by Ryan December 19, 2004

Goated With the Sauce

Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.

Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.

Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.

by KUSHVAPOR June 10, 2022

goatsandwich

A cool guy who generally gets along with everybody. Hes funny, ugly and quite the croquet player. His hobbies include manly sports like hopscotch and skipping, he strays away from more feminine things such as rugby, and street fighting.

He's so cool, he's a GOATSANDWICH

by Oshy April 6, 2005

the gates

the gates, a rather famous art exhibit hitting the city of new york last winter, featuring large "saffron" panels of fabric on square frame, was most famous for its utter lack of point. While some art critics loved cristo's open-ended declaration of art, of allowing the viewers to make up their own meanings for the exhibit, others, and many civillians, were stuck by the utter meaninglessness of the project, as the pieces of fabric resembled lawn decorations.

also, more broadly, an example of anything utterly useless and ridiculous, on a grand scale.

I went to see the gates in central park last year, and didn't understand it.

This is as useless as the gates, man.

by antisan January 7, 2006

scrotes my goats

To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.

R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.

by TitanD May 4, 2010