Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer

fuck fairhaven ferrets

by no dick nate June 4, 2018

Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019

Field Ferret

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.

Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!

by Highwayman April 27, 2019

Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019

Johnny Ferret

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck

Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad69 December 10, 2019

Bowel Ferret

Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.

Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth

The purple headed bowel ferret

by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020