face humpist

someone who endulges in the beuatiful art of face humping

"that chris nodwell can sure hump a face"

by ur momma June 12, 2003

Face-bomb

The act of systematically going through all of your facebook friends who are currently online and leaving (often short) wall posts for all or many of them. This is done with the hope of receiving a lot of wall posts in reply.

1. "Dude, I just spent the last half hour face-bombing my friends."

2. "All you do is face-bomb. It's so impersonal!"

by Sam Van Eerden January 11, 2009

face man

A man who is obsessed with his own appearance.

Jim had a lot of attention from the ladies, but his friends just thought of him as a face man.

by sf_native May 20, 2004

Face Grind

A dancing technique similar to the regular grind whist dace. Except, here, the female partner uses her face rather than her body. The male partner, however, continues to grind normally with his body.

Janelle may be a hot-broad, but she doesn't put out on the dance floor. We danced all night and I didn't even get one Face Grind.

by JakeandJosh May 20, 2011

Face-cadet

Someone who acts like a space-cadet while on Facebook. This may include posting unintelligible comments (ie. in binary code or foreign languages), changing one's Status several times an hour, and uploading images of vintage cereal-boxes.

Becci needs to get a life, because she's turning into a total Face-cadet!

by The Real Miz Larreau May 31, 2009

Face-Dance

When a girl squats down on some poor fool's face and moves her hips around. It's womankind's eqivalent to tea-bagging.

Zombie Stripper: My boss was totally being a dick to me.
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance

by The Man Your Man Wishes He Was March 13, 2011

face temperature

the hotness amount of your face

Christine: my face temperature is hot

by anannim00s3 August 11, 2011