why did the chicken cross the road?

a question asked by annoying twats who think theyre funny

annoying twat: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont fucking know

by hipposhit April 09, 2016

she did a number one on me

The act of a female riding a guy

She did a number one on me

by Showtimebigtre February 23, 2020

What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

by zycone August 08, 2019

Did ya get ya some stink?!

This expression is generally found within the walls of a prison. To question a fellow prisoners success regarding the conquest of another prisoners anal cavity.

As Roosevelt and Big Ed Moustapha returned from the showers, Nick the Pig yelled out: 'Hey Big Ed, did ya get ya some stink?!'.

by Big Ed Moustapha December 19, 2008

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 28, 2021

bush did 9/11

a conspiracy theory created by druggies and pot heads claiming that former president George W. Bush played a role in the 9/11 attacks

Jimmy: hey Billy guess what
Billy: What is it Jimmy?
Jimmy: jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Billy: BUSH DID 9/11!!!

by DarkPathogen December 19, 2016

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016