D*cktionary

A joke made by many, then forgotten 5 days later, only to reappear when they see this.

Hey, lets look at up in the "D*cktionary"

by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

D Cat

D Cat is the ULTIMATE BEING IN THE UNIVERSE, his allies are Cheezits Cat, and God Cat. He has the power to destroy 100 universes, and at least 25 CENTILLION humans. His arch nemisis is Demon Cat, Their powers are nearly EQUALLY matched, Demon Cat's Allies are Tall Cate, and Socc Cate. D Cat's low power form, is R Cat, R Cat can destroy one universe, though, it will not survive the universal deletion, this is why D Cat has Cheezits Cat and God Cat on it's side, they have enough power to revive it from its R Cat state.

Dude 1: Ello' mate, may i interest you in my religion?
Dude 2: what's your religion?
Dude 1: -Shows photo of D Cat-
Dude 2: I',m interested

by Chad3 November 20, 2021

Luca D'Costa

Luca is the softest boy. He is caring and gentle, albiet a little sensitive. You can usually find him immersed in his work, no matter what it may be. He's extremely empathetic, and when you meet him, he will turn your world upside down for the better. He's also very attractive, both with looks and personality.

Luca d'Costa is that man over there, patiently helping Ash cope with her mental breakdown right now.

by theashwipe February 21, 2019

i'd catch a grenade for you

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad

sally, i'd catch a grenade for you

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs April 8, 2011

D Class

The peak of human evolution, this group of specially gifted people have advanced more so than any other creature in all universes. A singularity among dimensions, possibly on par with god in intelligence and are literally, the smart class. Other mortals underestimate the potential that the D Class have, but they fail to perceive the pure intellect that resides in all of them. Their perception of reality block the truly ingenious things that the D Class members do, that they even become disappointed in them, all because their minds are too weak to really understand the D Class motives. Many mortals have tried to label the D Class, finally accepting the fact that the D Class is literally, the smart class. You may question why they haven't solved the worlds problems like cancer, homosexuality, feminism, terrorists, even fortnite but the only simple explanation is that they want the human race to learn themselves to become them. The D Class has a much deeper understanding of everything and all we can do s revel in the intellect, praise them as gods and hope that when anything happens, they'll be there to save us. D Class, literally the smart class.

Chad: What are you?
D Class: The D Class, literally the smart class
Chad: Oh God
D Class: No, Oh D Class
*Chad fucking dies*

by TiredNibba June 17, 2018

D club Yahtzee

When you and the homies have such a close bond that not only are you comfortable showing the goods, but can play Yahtzee, the official board game of the d club, without being gay. The "jerking off" motion is often used to roll the dice.

Person 1: Wanna have d club tomorrow at 3:30?
Person 2: Only if we can play D club Yahtzee!
Person 1: Haha, of course

by D club master 6.1 (inches) August 28, 2019

D-Couch

An alternate word for "Douch" used to referring to somebody and/or thing. Pronounced "Dee Couch".

Chris: John dont talk to Tim.
John : Why not?
Chris: Because he is a D-Couch.
John: Oh! I see!

by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007