concert hangover

Similar to a hangover, but the main cause is instead, a concert. Experienced the day after a concert with symptoms such as: headache, loss of hearing, sensitivity to light, loss of voice, sore throat, soreness, etc. Normally goes away within a day or two.

Guy 1: Didn't you go to that Green Day concert last night?
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...

by 37thTry March 15, 2011

Connection Theory

Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.

Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!

by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015

concert whore

A person (usually a girl) who goes to concerts nearly every week. It doesn't matter whos playing or how much the tickets costs. They usually dress up to look "cool". Like people actually care what they're wearing in a dark room.

mom: "dear, you're such a concert whore, you should use your money to pay your phone bill!"

by manda..... February 10, 2007

conger

The most badass man on the planet. Formally known as alexander the great, napoleon, and brock lesner. This bad ass (conger) will kick your ass in a total beat down in 30 seconds. Maximum

Conger will take over the world

by napoleon55565258 October 18, 2010

connecticunt

A stupid bitch from the state of Connecticut.

The connecticunt drove her car off the road.

by J from GR October 27, 2006

Conneck

Connect, which is a name for the dude who supplies you with large amounts of drugs (if you're a slanger).

My conneck say he tight with the CIA!

by Dope Slanger May 10, 2006

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008