masturbatory collateral

An unnecessary piece of printed material (often expensive and elaborate) created solely to inflate someone's corporate ego or impress business partners.

Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.

by Mirmaid Blue December 23, 2009

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Blue collar boobs

When one saves up money through hard work to purchase fake breasts.

Did you see Leanne. She finally got her blue collar boobs after years of savings

by 1243gbhsf April 7, 2017

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popped collar

Something white people think is very cool

"Dude,man like let me pop ur collar its like so freakin awesome."

by Gameguy May 13, 2005

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pop your collar

AN ACT OF FLAMBOYANCY. as the FONZ from happy days

by wwg one February 18, 2003

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n. Fr. a dumbass who wrote a hate mail to internet celebrity Maddox, ~2001 AD; more at college Dyseducational facility attended by jocks and cheerleaders who generally have about a 1.2 GPA rounded off nicely with that C they got in Wood Shop. Usu. considered idiotic.

"...i was recently accepted to play for the Vancouver junior football team, which may lead to collage ball, or even the CFL, which could very well lead to the NFL... now tell me that i'm not going anywhere playing football?..."

by OmniScourge January 31, 2005

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