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Bruce

The best person ever! He work's really hard and cares for his kids and loves his wife. He is very smart and cautious but very very shy. If you have Bruce in your life you are very lucky as he is a gift.
I love Bruce so much!
Omg he's so kind!
I love my dad so much!
by Motormouth1804 January 2, 2019
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bruce

To fold a beer bottle cap in half. Named because the folded cap resembles Bruce Spingsteen's overbite.
Dan: I bruced a bunch of Yuengling caps last night.
Kevin: The pile on the coffee table?
Dan: Yep. I'm leaving them out for everyone to admire.
by Powdered Chicken April 29, 2008
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Bruce

Bruce is a old hairy bald guy who wears grandpa and thinks he can rock the socks. He says he will show up for an appointment and no show. Some have mistaken him for a chimp.
Guy 1: Did he show for his appointment?

Guy2: No! I got Bruce.
by 1pumpchimp October 18, 2016
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Bruce Lee

The world's greatest martial artist.....

also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.

Fact:

Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.

In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.

At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.

To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."

Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.

When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
Bruce Lee became Chuck's cook.
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bruce lee's

that bird is gagging for it. look at her bruce lee's.
by nick August 21, 2003
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Bruce

That deep voice you get when you have a sore throat or a cold.
Oh i am sounding so bruce today, i dont think i cant go to work.
by Crowbird June 20, 2016
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bruce lee

by wez135 December 9, 2007
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