by Tbeach September 2, 2019
Get the Louisiana Duck Blind mug.The event of getting blind drunk. A night (or longer period of time) on the booze when you get so f***ed up you can hardly remember anything that happened. Can be used in a similar context to bender.
by Spenders December 28, 2005
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When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.
That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.
by Feliz the Great January 19, 2005
Get the female pattern blindness mug.While you are tearing up some pussy from behind and you are about to reach your climax you spit on the bitches back. When she turns around you nut in her eyes kick her in both of the shins and watch her hop around into walls like a retarede blind frog.
by Anthony Bunker August 29, 2009
Get the Retarded blind frog mug.An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
She: Why didn't you pay the credit card bill?
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
by Simon2072 February 1, 2013
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Get the blind love mug.Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012
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