dirty blind fold

When you shit a long turd across someones eyes like a blindfold

While the butt smurf was asleep, I gave that bitch a dirty blindfold.

by Ball Sack July 1, 2006

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl July 3, 2007

blind meat

An uncircumcised penis, when it's uncut, it can't see, hence it's blind meat!

Uncut guy: "Check out my blind meat dude"
Uncut guy's friend: "Gross, put that away dude"

by Sores April 6, 2009

Blind

When you are unaware of what is going on around you. To be dull to your surroundings.

You blind homie.

by JaySteeze January 8, 2015

blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

by Richard Black April 2, 2005

blind eel

this is a referance used for a poo. other names include turn, log etc

I have just been and left a blind eel at my mates house and it stunk, god help anyone in their house!Careful its still bobbing!

by Richard Makey November 23, 2007