This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."
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James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.
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