jim beam

A cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.

Friend1: I got a 5th of Jim Beam, lets get wasted and fuck each other up the butt!
Friend2: Uh...

by mashfaysh November 1, 2007

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blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.

Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!

by A friend April 16, 2004

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Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

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Indonesian Support Beam

When a cock is put in an ass hole and the person is lifted off the ground only supported by the persons cock and fucked wildly while in the air, very few people have the penis strength for this feat.

Butch lifted me 2 feet off the ground when he gave me the Indonesian Support Beam.

by Bid Daddy V October 30, 2008

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