the distance at which two people stop being attracted to each other, i.e. your radius of attraction. the larger the length, the more women want to do you.
(derives from physical chemistry)
(derives from physical chemistry)
Because Jon's bjerrum length was too small, jen was repelled from him and would not sleep with him.
Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.
Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.
Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.
Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.
by Merman November 22, 2005
Get the bjerrum length mug.Noun: 1. A "special needs" person of Brittish persuasion known for thier chronic masturbation,ridiculousity, being a wackadoodle, drama queen, and annoying speech (both pitch and vocabulary). Spawning feelings of rage and violent tendencies.
2. An irritant you can not find an ointment for.
3. Inexplicable buzzing in one's ear causing the loss blood and intellect.
4.Online chat program character: Famous for begging for attention, the opportunity to see naked women, and acceptance.
2. An irritant you can not find an ointment for.
3. Inexplicable buzzing in one's ear causing the loss blood and intellect.
4.Online chat program character: Famous for begging for attention, the opportunity to see naked women, and acceptance.
A. bjsbazz: dammit, unblock me...fucking ass-licker...u whore...get ur tits out...ffs...U Beyotch...answer me.
B. When he stopped sucking his thumb long enough to ask in a squeaky, post-orgasmic state to see my breasts, I thought, "What a bjsbazz!"
C. Despite being smackel-jacked repeatedly, the creepy and annoying, bjsbazz continued to attempt to aquire attention and affection.
B. When he stopped sucking his thumb long enough to ask in a squeaky, post-orgasmic state to see my breasts, I thought, "What a bjsbazz!"
C. Despite being smackel-jacked repeatedly, the creepy and annoying, bjsbazz continued to attempt to aquire attention and affection.
by Vanilla Infinity February 17, 2008
Get the bjsbazz mug.After Jess had been servicing Phil with a Bjski for hours on end, he shot his swimmers deep into her throat, coating her tonsils with his man sauce.
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Get the BJB mug.that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).
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