benjamin dykstra

a dude that is a boring that does nothing

wsp benjamin dykstra

by kriesh February 28, 2022

Benjamin Poindexter

a term commonly used to describe a catboy with a fat ass

person 1: "look at that catboy with a fat ass."
person 2: "omg he's such a Benjamin Poindexter."
person 1: "ikr."

by bvllseyes July 22, 2023

Benjamin

Usually Benjamin's are very outgoing, but only when they are comfortable. Some aren't the most attractive, though some are. They're very kind when you get to know them, and 90% of the time, their hair is DARK. They're also taller a lot of the time. Most Benjamin's refer to the name Ben, and they are the definition of a comedian. They are so easy to fall in love with, because they are such amazing people. Ben's are chaotic and lead a duck army. Ben's are the type to type narratives about themselves being a captain on a ship in their fourth grade class. Ben's are the balance everyone needs, and they always remeber the little things. Be with Ben's, their red flags are minimal.

Student 1: "There's a new kid. I think his names Benjamin"

Student 2: "Definitely befriend him, and try to remeber he may be Ben for short"

by Skaddsthe56th November 21, 2023

The Benjamin

A strategy in which you turn into a literal child and cease all forms of communication with your loved ones. This method or strategy is called “The Benjamin” ladies and gents, *Use at your own risk, if you lose your girlfriends/boyfriends - blame Benjamin*

Just be dry and passive or something, yk..The Benjamin.

by anonymadri August 3, 2023

Benjamin

Benjamin is amazing.
No one can beat Benjamin.
Benjamin is successful
Benjamin is helpful and kind

I want Benjamin to be my classmate.

by quotely July 28, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.

Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .

by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018