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Benjamins are Kindhearted. They are often incredibly SMART! They are shy when you first meet them but very fun, wild and crazy as you get closer with them. They are a mix a an introvert and extrovert. They are also amazing at whatever they set their heart on! They are also HOT AF! Great in bed.
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Benjamin

Benjamin is one who plays Pokémon Go at the bar.
Benjamin loves Pokémon.
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benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
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Benjamin Verfurth

(adj) - a person who is unappealing and offensive to look at (cheeks).
"Mannnn, Benjamin Verfurth is some cheeks." - n.a
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Benjamin McMullen

Benjamin is a beast in bed. I would know 😏
Person 1: “Did you hear that Jane Doe had sex with Benjamin McMullen?”

Person 2: “No, but I did hear that he was a beast in bed!”
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benjamin tornado

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado
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