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Bacteriophilia

n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.

adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.

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Just remember: Rule 34.

There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.
Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"
by Netugi January 13, 2011
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Banterlope

A casual way of referring to The Antelope pub in High Wycombe.
I saw you down at the Banterlope last night...
by Killerparties December 11, 2011
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Banter Turd

A person that takes LAD banter to heart.
LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now
by LAD Banter EU July 28, 2011
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biggot basterd king

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.
Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.
by Martin Pedersen October 12, 2005
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warcraft-bater

Someone who masterbates when they play World of Warcraft.
That Todd is such a Warcraft-Bater
by Ted Collins February 26, 2009
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Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.
That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter
by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011
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basterd

In Ireland is some one how doe'sint
have a father.
ya little basterd.
by spinner, eire June 12, 2005
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