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Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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Can't walk in the tall grass

Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
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Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!

Brilliam, also known as gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes! is a silly name used only by the most silliest of people
Being silly is great - Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!
by killingyourselfisfun!! :3 September 20, 2023
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meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008
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but we can't all be lake ducks

bɐtwi:kɐ:nto:lbi:læikdɐks a metamorphic phrase that can be adapted to mean whatever you need it to mean, versatile, like the pathological liar of the idiom world.
Angela: We know that the ants are responsible for the decline of the Roman Empire.
Natalie: I know, but we can't all be lake ducks.
by Ant_Queen March 7, 2018
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You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
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I just is the thing I'm saying it is.
Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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