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why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.
1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...
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Why Don't We 

5 band members who were featured in Logan Paul's "The Fall of Jake Paul" & "Help Me Help You". they formed in September 2016. members are, Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, Daniel Seavey, & Zach Herron.
Person: I love why don't we!!

Person 2: Same!

WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME 

A form of trash talk usually associated with the phrase what are you doing. I cant remember who it was, but in that Halo 3 MLG trashtalking video, some guy asks some BK's what they are doing. Im not going to lie, it was hilarious.
*Naded with the nade headshot*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???"
*Naded then spins around to no-scope Legit in the face*
"OH MY GOD!! WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!??!?!?!!"

why is troy stupid

Troy is "stupid" because he is simple minded, conceited and insensitive to others.
why is troy stupid
Troy: I fucked your mom last night
Kid: Daddy??
why is troy stupid by Troyhater March 7, 2017

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know? 

1. see the Marines were here

2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.
why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is 

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

why am i single?

No one loves you!!!!!!!
MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!
why am i single? by U_nom_ April 21, 2018