morning weakness

when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.

Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"

by OhThatsNasty August 9, 2015

prod. weakend

producer/musician

did you check out prod. weakends new ep?

by whatythefuck February 16, 2022

weakdick

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.

This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
-or-
WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!

by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003

weaksauce

weak in effort or insufficient in size.

his game is weaksauce. your meal is weaksauce.

by jigglycliff May 13, 2005

weakening

Something that is so lame, that it actually draws energy from the person who witnesses it.

1. "I saw that new Steve Martin "Pink Panther" movie and it was thoroughly weakening."

2. "I felt weakened after watching that lame comic on the "Tonight Show."

by ThePaulHenderson November 25, 2010

weaker than well water

When something is very weak. Likely originated from illegal alcohol distillation culture where low alcohol batches were said to be "weaker than well water"

This cheap plastic toy is weaker than well water.

by smzkty October 2, 2013

weakness

a term used to describe someone who has a drinking problem, usually alcoholics.

The Irish are known for having the weakness.

by S. Z. December 13, 2008