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Hump Whale

The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.

Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
by TCT1 April 20, 2010
mugGet the Hump Whalemug.

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.
by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009
mugGet the Whale Mountingmug.

Whale pussy

When a fat women’s pussy is like a whale’s, fat and wide,
Dude she’s so fat she has a whale pussy
by TheRealTHCdaddyO December 7, 2018
mugGet the Whale pussymug.

Whale Hug

A hug in which both huggers place their own palms together and then one hugger "dives" with their palms through the other's arm circle. The two huggers' fingertips touch to the others' bellies before their palms part and they have the best hug ever. With careful planning, more than 2 huggers can be accomodated.
Laurel approached Mrs. Abrams' 6th period and was welcomed by her friends with heartfelt whale hugs.
by LRLKalamazoo June 6, 2013
mugGet the Whale Hugmug.

Sperm Whale

When someone ejaculates into a cup of water and drinks it.
Guy 1: yo, me and the boys dared Will to do a sperm whale last night
Guy 2: omg eww
by iaminsidebarakobama March 23, 2020
mugGet the Sperm Whalemug.

Whale Spouting

When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face
Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!
by Gloryhole Super Fan June 13, 2011
mugGet the Whale Spoutingmug.

Blue whale

Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.

Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere

Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.

Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER

Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
by greyideas get edgy December 11, 2020
mugGet the Blue whalemug.

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