Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

by Urban burble May 2, 2018

waxed

Polished. Above average. To stand out in brilliance. Tip top state of being.

"Did you see how stunning she looked tonight?" "That girl was waxed!"

by Isaywhatisee January 12, 2020

Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.

"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."

by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020

in a wax

To be angry as hell, furious, etc. So hot under the collar that you could melt wax.

Lila was in a wax yesterday because she caught her new man in bed with her best friend.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

Wax Walan

A madness. Something crazy. Translates from the Somali language as: "Something crazy".

Bruv last night I was so frassed I was gonna do a wax walan with this one ting.

by a89ball March 6, 2020