valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar

friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"

by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019

Valentine Akoji

The best shinobi in gaia

"Valentine Akoji is the best shinobi in gaia."

"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."

by KevinWasAlreadyTaken November 21, 2021

Valentines day

That time when you got no love letters because nobody likes you

Kim: It's Valentines day!

Kris: It is?

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

tammy barbara valentine

the name to hack your mom

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?

by silly rabbit July 7, 2021

Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest

Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine

by Shmeels February 8, 2022

Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.

Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022