twitter fag

a person on twitter who tweets gay things

Fuck that douche nozzle is such a twitter fag. He just tweeted "OMG I NEED to go for coffee!" or "I just drank this coffee" (with a link to a photograph of the coffee)

by tweeterfag December 14, 2009

twittergasm

When a twat keeps tweeting about the same thing over and over. Oh, Oh, Oh!

That weather twat is having a twittergasm about the bad weather coming.

by GoingLikeSixty April 2, 2009

twitter-twitter bang-bang

A relationship (often a one night stand) that started via twitter and quickly progressed to sex.

You: So, what happened with that chick?

Me: Oh, it was a total twitter-twitter bang-bang.

by DocWord June 29, 2009

twitterbook

(verb) When a Facebook user uses his/her status as they would use a Twitter.

Jane Doe is eating breakfast. 9:00am

Jane Doe is washing her dishes. 9:30am

Jane Doe doesn't like doing the dishes. 9:45am

John Doe things Jane Doe needs to stop Twitterbooking. 10:00am

by Rose Tyler-Tennant August 2, 2009

twitter pwnd

when you get owned. (via tweet)

sheila: "your mom!"
marcela: "ouch! :/"
sheila: "haha. you just got twitter pwnd!"

by yearbookgurlz January 6, 2010

Twitter bitch

Stupid middle aged white lady who looks at Twitter politics and claims to everyone and everything is racist, sexist, or nationalist. Tells her own son he is leading down the path to white supremacy by laughing at edgy memes. Also tells people the guidelines of using the n word even tho her herself is white for example “Latino people are not allowed to say the n word” there is no such thing as the “pass.” Also believes the world is gonna literally fucking end in the near future. AKA the victim of only looking at extremist liberal media,

My mom is such a Twitter bitch she told me I was racist for laughing at an edgy meme.

by Callme917 November 11, 2019

Twitter

A fun place to get attacked by children for saying something related to the word “black” or “gay”

Guy: “Our expedition team went to Omo Kibish, Ehtiopia and found a fossil of a homo-“
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”
Guy: “My child Amy here is afraid of the dark-“
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”

by Maraapunisaurus March 8, 2021