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Twat Hammer 

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."
1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"
Related Words

twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.
Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!
twat relish by That's my ass! April 23, 2009

Twat City 

1: a place where an intense orgasm occurs
2: a place also known as the vagina
Guy 1: Dude, i nailed that chick so hard i sent her all the way back to twat city.
Guy 2: sweet man

or
Guy 1: Dude i porked her right in twat city.
Guy 2: Solid dude
Twat City by FishTown101 February 14, 2012

Twat Pickle

Twat pickle can be used in the place of the word Dick.
Quit being a Twat pickle, or it can be use alone "yelled in a large and quite room" TWAT PICKLE!
Twat Pickle by schmo August 11, 2005

twat fish 

Twat fish : a bottom feeding twat, used to describe people who are so irritating but you can’t get rid of because they’re always with your friends.
I can't believe those girls brought along the twat fish again. What were they thinking?
twat fish by Jedstein November 28, 2007

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho
twat waffle by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003