TickTok

the white girl apocalypse

whit girl :i just got TikTok
sane person:RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
the white girl was infected by the ticktok virus

by spoockyghost123 May 24, 2024

ticketo

The cunts who check if your myki card is scanned in Victoria, Melbourne.

A: That fucking ticketo gave me another fine, fucking cunt
B: VB shrimp on barbie, flipflops, etc

by 69morelikeLL February 28, 2024

TicketyTy

touches 12 year olds girls and lives in new york

ticketytyon the spectrum

by rickyotcho March 12, 2024

ticket

a very bad person

oh my god they're such a ticket

by anonymous February 2, 2025

Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.

I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

fun ticket

a one hundred dollar bill

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!

by Steve-M July 30, 2008

The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.

I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.

by TheTicketWolf September 29, 2008