divine number

The divine number is 1.604, Leonardo Da Vinci used this number to paint the Mona Lisa, but the first time he made the painting, her right side of the forehead was bigger, so he had to do it all over again, therefore showing that the Mona Lisa that is kept is not the original painting.

Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa with the divine number, the divine number is also used for many other things of which i choose not to discuss.

by Brandon Harripersaud May 1, 2006

big number

a fat woman who is sexy to some men

hey big number, you look some sort of sexy

by tuffpuff November 12, 2007

A Number 3

When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos

"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny

by Ass Hat3321 December 14, 2010

Love Number

A phone number for a cell phone that has an emotional feeling or bond related to it.

Call me on my Love Number baby.

by Stirfry September 11, 2003

take a number

bitch wait you mothafuckin turn

get off my nuts, i know you wanna get wit me ho.. take a numba

by cutter October 13, 2004

Number Monkey

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

by landthisplane November 1, 2015

take a number

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004