A thing you do while watching YouTube
Bartholomew: Hay ima go The number 2
Dick: gonna watch YouTube
Bartholomew: hell yea
by EverythingIsTakenSoThisIsMyUse November 16, 2019
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Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.
Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.
by Jazpur September 6, 2011
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"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."
by x February 1, 2003
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To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.
I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2
by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015
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What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team
last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.
by ??????? ????? September 1, 2010
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Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.
"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"
by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014
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