Farm to table

When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.

Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.

by Tacojohn666 May 1, 2019

tablescraps

Table scraps (abrv. – scraps)
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.

In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.

It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.

"Damn, girl – that's some scraps you gwan left behind"

or

"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"

by Ponkster April 7, 2004

Tablerone

When you save bunch of browser tabs and they get stack-packaged to a browsing timeline.

Dude you have way too many tabs open. Don’t you know you can Tablerone that stuff? Let me change your life; download Tablerone extension from Chrome Web Store.

by tabhoarder July 21, 2020

clean table

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006

Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

tabee3i

a forum created by Enki. it is a cool place where some Iraqis along with other Arabic speaking dudes chat and have fun over stupid subjects involving mainly intellectual masturbation.
also it is anti-El7ad, anti-Ladeeni, another two Arabic atheist websites and forums

Ahmed alarabi " I am professor in everything"
Shak " stand but stand"
Enki " thats so Tabee3i"

Arab Enki intellectual masturbation

by KOzi kaboto April 26, 2010

Nights of the Round Table

Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.

The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020