TOP G

Someone who excels in nearly every skillset required to be considered truly successful: wealthy, smart, athletic, discipline, good looking, someone who people go too for advice/guidance...
Top G's are non-political people who orient their life mainly around stacking bread and spreading happiness. They prefer a low profile while the money does the talking. They're typically criticized by miserable people in the form of wokeness.

"That guy Curtis is a real TOP G. He's always busy brokering deals at work, but when you see him he'll always but a smile on your face. He just started a non-profit that provides school supplies for inner-city kids."

by MR RUGGI August 7, 2022

Top Shelf

When a female is sitting on your face, you lift her up to get tongue access to her butt hole.

Caity was sitting on my face last night so I put that bitch up on the top shelf

by 9kButtEater July 12, 2012

TOP WATER JIG

A BLACK PERSON ON WATER SKIs

THAT BOATS PULLING A TOP WATER JIg

by Ride4CwB March 8, 2005

Top 5 Worst Rapper List

1.Vanilla Ice
2.Soulja Boy Tellem and S.O.D.M.G.
3.OJ Da Juiceman
4.Gucci Mane
5.Waka Flocka Flame

Ice Ice Baby, pretty boy Swag, Ay Ay Ay Ay, Gucci Bur Bur, Waka Waka Flocka Flocka Flame Flame Pow Pow Yeah Yeah Oh Lets Do It, Top 5 Worst Rapper List

by ludyboi August 6, 2010

Top Shelf

1. The top part of the net in hockey.

2. Where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

Ex. 1
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.

Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

by The Sugabear April 29, 2010

Top & Bottom

(Relationship-wise/nonsexual)

The TOP refers to the flirty partner who always takes the shots.

The BOTTOM is the other partner, who is hella shy and can do whatever they want, but the TOP’s actually in charge.

TOP & BOTTOM:

Kasandra’s the TOP.

Chanler’s the BOTTOM.

by eatyourgulay February 15, 2020

Top Jew

Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew

"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009