swide

this is a shorter word for 'suicide (for love, solitude, isolation, having no fiends etc.)'

I gonna swide because I have no friends, I have never had a girl, I feel alone, one girl was a Dew that became a blackdew :'(((((((((

by Andrius M. lonesome April 7, 2008

swid

Awesome; variation of sweet

That new hat is so awesomely swid!

by Nickmoose January 23, 2009

cheese titties/swiss titties

cheese titties/swiss titties is on a womans body there are dimples and/or cellulite on her breastesses forming holes making it looks like swiss cheese.

Yo dude the other day i was fucking this fat chick/twinkie and she had cheese titties/swiss titties. Then to top it all off i cumed in them

by Derek Evans April 15, 2008

Swiss

A completely ambivalent person. Unable to make up their mind on anything and everything. Neutral, just like Switzerland.

"Dude, you are a total fuckin' swiss. Make up your mind already."

"It most inner circles, John Kerry has been called out as being swiss because of his waffling on the tax reform issue." -Mike Wallace, 60 Minutes

by Kapo August 17, 2004

kiss my swiss

Colloquial version of "kiss my ass"

Kiss my swiss you frikkin' pillock

by grubfaerie July 7, 2006

Swiss Miss

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss

Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss

by diggit hefner and frenchie December 19, 2008

swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.

"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."

by screamin seagull July 26, 2009