surf board body

A body I would like to ride

Grace has a surf board body.. I wanna ride that shit

by Smashstro November 17, 2013

Surf Nazi

A girl that refuses to be on top to ride the wave during sex.

Oh there’s Beckie, she’s a total surf nazi. She doesn’t ride dick, she just lays on her back.

by Whitefangddy May 30, 2019

Fanny Surfing

To fanny surf is to get on your surf board and to surf on a females fanny. hence the term fanny surfing.

I was on the reef last nyt and caught some big waves, i was fanny surfing the life out of Kate.

by Phlagina philange August 26, 2011

Surf N Turf

1) Bisexual. Liking both "surf" (fish, i.e. pussy) and "turf" (meat, i.e. cock)

2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.

1) "She's definitely surf n turf, and she's been staring at you all night. You can't lose!"

2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"

by You're a freak! September 1, 2010

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

surf n turf

Performing cunnilingus on your special lady friend whilst on the beach.

Being that it was Allison's birthday, Jeff took her to the beach and treated her to a lovely surf n turf. She was delighted!

by lostsailor June 27, 2008

snail /slug surfing

making use of crushed crustations carnage after a heavy down pour by pulling some killer moves on the sticky remains.

Wooah man,just caught a gnarly wave on the way to the bus stop was snail /slug surfing for at least 10mtrs before i was wiped out by a furry dog poo.

by do-you-know August 30, 2007