Scatterday

n. Day of the week, commonly known as "Saturday," but much, much crazier.

Jane: "So, what did you do last weekend?"
Carla: "Well, Sunday was pretty boring, but the day before I had so much to do. I spent almost all day at the mall shopping, then saw a movie with John, and then went to an insane party. It was a total Scatterday."

by AlyssaLorin131 February 11, 2009

Smarterchild

An idiot!!! A dumb robot messanger!

Smarterchild: I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
me: zip beirut
Smarterchild: I'm sorry?
me: "Zip Austin"
Smarterchild :Austin is the capital of Texas.
Do you want more information about Texas?

by Smarterchildhater! May 27, 2009

SmarterChild

An AOL robot that just INSISTS on annoying you when you try to say something to it, and replying with a random sentence that was not relevant at all. It was created by some fags.

Chloe says:
* YEAH

SmarterChild says:
* I like robots too.

Chloe says:
* mm.

SmarterChild says:
* OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help".

Chloe says:
* I'm not frustrated.

SmarterChild says:
* I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Chloe says:
* WTF? idiota.

by Paper Heart April 8, 2009

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.

You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!

by APatC October 25, 2010

scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?

by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012