Nappy Slapper

A pedophile. One who touches little ones.

That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper

by SilentlyUndying August 3, 2013

google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.

Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.

by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015

Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.

I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.

by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015

sperry slapper

A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat

*walking to class*

Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.

by Jake aka Dale December 27, 2015

spot slappin'

When you're editing a TV commercial (spot) and you keep messing with the cut for no good reason.

Hey team, I'll be OOTO at the post production house spot slappin' for the rest of the week.

by monotonemumbler July 8, 2016

easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.

I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.

by Come on meow January 11, 2017

Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.

Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."

by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017