I don't give (swears)

To express that you don't care about something in a meaner way.

You: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH!
Me: wdym? I don't give (swears)?!?

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

britney spears

A singer crying for help..."lucky"

"Stuck in an image, in a dream, and there's no one there to wake her"...someone wake britney spears up!!

by StacyAndTanyaAreRad February 27, 2008

Smearsack

When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.

Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.

by stirrer March 6, 2011

Blind Shear Ram

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

More info:
Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.

Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

non-offensive swears

flickin' = fuckin'

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

britney spears

America's favorite coal burner.

Britney likes black guys with money.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

Britney Spears

Talentless. But for some reason her music sells. It's extremely catchy pop and screw it, I freakin like her music. Plus she's very pretty.

If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

by MissDresden . July 19, 2009