adjectival phrase referring to someone who used to be (or generally is) fit and active, but who has been engaged in a prolonged period of sloth.
"Hey dude, LW's at 4'--wanna boat?"
"I don't know... I'm kind of off the couch. Maybe we should just go to the Truss."
"I don't know... I'm kind of off the couch. Maybe we should just go to the Truss."
by DudebroLunger May 1, 2010
The boy was informed that he passed the exam; but when he came to know later that he had actually failed, he fell off the couch (past form of fall off the couch).
by uttam maharjan July 4, 2012
by TheRealRat(Yes I am Real) December 3, 2020
The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017
squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone
by the randyman January 16, 2010
A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020
by Jakob Rodriguez December 3, 2020