disorder salad 

The random assortment of disorders someone claims to have for attention, typically on Tiktok, tumblr, and other social media platforms

Salad girl: I am a neurodivergent schizophrenic with bipolar disorder, insomnia, POTS, PTSD, depression, sunlight allergy, exploding head syndrome, arthritis, and autism!
Random observer: Sounds like disorder salad to me

disorder salad by Creepy Jonathan July 14, 2023

Soggy Salad 

The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.

My girlfriend worked out, demanded I eat her butthole, and it was sweaty. Soggy salad.

Soggy Salad by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016

Egg Salad 

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.

Egg Salad by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008

queef salad 

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

queef salad by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Fap Salad 

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

Fap Salad by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012

Toss Salad 

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.

Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!

Toss Salad by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

Labia Salad 

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.

Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.

Labia Salad by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020