3 definitions by Dick Thieman

A rude person that's usually called an ass.
Jake took my pencil...... What a rudimentary ass!
by Dick Thieman January 9, 2011
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When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
by Dick Thieman January 3, 2016
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The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!
"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"
by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012
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