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Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!
A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!
by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023
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O'religious one

name given to ones girlfriend after she spends a week at religious camp and comes back "changed"(no more sexy time").
we have an hour before O'religious one gets home
by Thaddeus buttshaft July 10, 2011
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Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
Valentine's Love Religion
by Gothmikey December 30, 2009
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Religion

Religion is a failed attempt at understanding the natural world around us, why we exist and what the hell our purpose is.
Science may not be able to answer these questions, but that doesn't mean religion can instead does it?
Perhaps some questions simply don't have answers?
Grow up people!
by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011
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religion

A self-imposed set of rules and restrictions.
I don't need religion to tell me what to do: I can decide what's right and what's wrong for myself.
by thebuffoon December 24, 2004
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Religion

The belief in gods or a God.

The cause of many wars throughout history.

The cause of many deaths throughout history.

Jesus wasn't a killer in disguise, he was just a guy who tried convincing people that it'd be a pretty sweet world if everybody was nice to each other.

.. Some people took it too far.
While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and of course the teachings of Mohammad, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. If I were to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
by grey street June 8, 2009
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Religion

A cult with an army
Christianity isn't a cult, it's a religion I tell you. Look at the crusaders!
by d4m4s74 September 8, 2009
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