realitor

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.

Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.

by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014

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realitician

An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.

The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).

by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006

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RealityPalezz

A twitch stremer (WHO DoSNT STREAM MUCH) goes in plugsocketxxl twitch strem and talks about boring storys such as brexit and america

ketchuplover9000: RealityPalezz is dumb
RealityPalezz: i know

by ketchuplover9000 April 15, 2021

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In all realty

Phrase used to describe something the way that it is. Some may use the term "reality" instead, but this phrase describes things the real way that they should have been done.

"In all realty, we should have just gone to the pub."

by angel8 May 1, 2006

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realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

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