psyche

Just Kidding or faking out someone

1: Are you really lend me that 1.000 dollars for my grandma's operation?!
2: Nope, Psyche!

by To Da Max May 11, 2006

Psytrance

The Best music in the entire world, awesome driving beats, melodies and riffs pulled from outerspace, at once beautiful and dark.

Zac used to listen to other music, but since he went to see Shakta, he only listens to psytrance.

by Zed August 21, 2003

psychopath

Someone that uses discord light mode or someone who doesn't kick that ice cube under the fridge when it falls.

Stop using Discord light mode dude its weird
Psychopath: No I dOnT tHiNk I wIlL

by Sir PP the III September 6, 2020

Psychiatry

Here are some examples from Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line
so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no
one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a
representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number,
date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y
press 0 0 0.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory
loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to
talk to you.

And...if you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up.

Psychiatry shrinks your mind and widens your horizon

by alvit July 6, 2009

psycho-bitch

A woman who seems to be a nice, suitable, companion who later reveals that they are fucking insane.
Warning Signs a Woman May Be A Psycho-Bitch
1)Openly talks about her period
2)Listens to emo-punk music such as "My Chemical Romance"
3)Jokes about murder/suicide
4)Says "I'm CRAZZAY" then blows away like a tumbleweed
5) Masturbates over pictures of dead animals

I was going to marry her, but then I realized she was a psycho-bitch.

by Abu Nazir December 25, 2014

psychology

The section of Borders bookstore where all the porn is hidden, believe it or not.

Dude, have you been the psychology section before? There's a whole wall of erotica in there! You've GOT to check it out!

by Wail Halls September 20, 2006

Psycology

Psycology in simple words is bascially being able to study people or read people and it's learned through books or through experiences and sometimes your upbringing. But psycology isn't always effective. I have a case manager who is a therapist and I feel like I'm talking to a self help book and at times i feel mind fucked when I finish talking to him but then again it's his job to be this way because he is trained. We all use psycology whether we realize it or not but some use it to do evil and some use it to do good. Let me put it this way JUST DON'T PLAY GOD because you will get fucked in the end. You could con people and get away with it for years but don't get mad when youu 60 yrs old and homeless with a wetbrain because of your costly lifestyle

Maurice bought James some food because he seen him eating from the garbage can, he used psycology in figuring this out

by vhu89 August 30, 2012