Psycology 

Psycology in simple words is bascially being able to study people or read people and it's learned through books or through experiences and sometimes your upbringing. But psycology isn't always effective. I have a case manager who is a therapist and I feel like I'm talking to a self help book and at times i feel mind fucked when I finish talking to him but then again it's his job to be this way because he is trained. We all use psycology whether we realize it or not but some use it to do evil and some use it to do good. Let me put it this way JUST DON'T PLAY GOD because you will get fucked in the end. You could con people and get away with it for years but don't get mad when youu 60 yrs old and homeless with a wetbrain because of your costly lifestyle

Maurice bought James some food because he seen him eating from the garbage can, he used psycology in figuring this out

Psycology by vhu89 August 30, 2012

Psychologize 

To tell yourself facts to get rid of a fear. To give yourself reasons to not be afraid

"I psychologized my fear of the roller coaster. Over 1 million people have ridden it and have not died."

"I used to be afraid of heights by I psychologized my way through it"

"Bungee jumping sounds scary! But I'm psychologizing myself to not be afraid."

Psychologize by Sir Barks Alot March 15, 2017

psychological dickhead 

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.

P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

psychological dickhead by underscore_pain October 21, 2020

Reverse reverse psychology 

Basically just plain ol' psychology. Reverse reverse psychology only exists when the other person assumes that you are doing reverse psychology on them (when you are not).

Sgt McDonut: "I wouldn't press the button that says 'eject' if I were you."

Pvt Cummings: "I know you're just reverse psychology'ing me, so I won't."

Sgt McDonut: "And that's exactly what I wanted you to do. The button was to eject me out of the plane, not you. Thankfully I factored in the possibility that you would think I'm doing reverse psychology. And even if I was unaware of your mental gymnastics, your reverse psychology guess would've screwed you anyway because the eject button for your seat was in my hands all this time. Get reverse reverse psychology 'd son."

*Pvt Cummings gets ejected out of the plane*

Reverse reverse psychology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology 

When you make the move that your opponent thinks you wouldn't do because they thought you would make the move they expected you to do because they think you were avoiding using the move that they wouldn't expect you to do.

Guy 1:How did you win that game?

Guy 2: I used Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology, and his brain hurt so badly that he just surrendered

Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology by drzech June 17, 2020

Psychological Video 

The opposite of a realistic ghost video.

Popular in the early 2000s, they usually contained more obvious editing and special effects than regular Ghost videos, which were supposed to be taken seriously.

Guy #1: Omg this video is so creepy, I would've moved out of that house if I were them!

Guy #2: That's not a ghost, it just a Psychological Video.
Guy #1: Well then nice editing. I guess I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Psychological Video by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 7, 2020