got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:

Got a problem Bitch?

by sugar glitter 222 February 19, 2015

pink pussy problems

A feeling or horniness in girls. Also reffered to as P3 (p cubed)

Stop masturbating and get a man to take care of your pink pussy problems!

by KolleenJ November 17, 2016

her eggs her problem

her eggs her problem is what you say when there’s nothing you can do about a situation.

You: Man I really wish I wouldn’t have missed the bus this morning.
Me: Oh well, her eggs her problem I guess.

by tigerlxlly May 1, 2020

an alien probed me

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse

An Alien probed me and i never saw him cuming..

by flyillustra August 20, 2020

Fake Math Problems

Unrealistic or nonsensical word or story problems, routine and nonroutine, that may or not be solvable—however, most of them serve to humorize, parodize, or satirize mathematics.

One question from “The Bigly Book of Fake Math Problems” is the following: “At a Trump rally, if 10 coronaviruses infect 10 diehard supporters in 10 minutes, how many of these foreign viruses will be needed to infect 100 supporters in 50 minutes?”

by MathPlus November 23, 2020

Probsuction

The act of receiving a blowjob, aided with the help of a Hoover (Vacuum Cleaner)

Use a Henry for best results, as it gives you good eye contact, which as you is deadly sexy whilst in the act.

Can be self-inflicted.

Boy: hey.....wanna give me a probsuction?

Girl: yeah ok......pull your pants down while i plug in the hoover and get the extension pipe.

by poliko September 12, 2009

boost on probation

when somebody is seemingly boost, or cool, but they still have to prove their worth.

Dude, that guy seems alright, but he's still kinda shifty. He's like boost on probation"

by balbir October 5, 2007