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Probsuction 

A slang term for a sexual activity involving a mechanical suction device, I.e vacuum cleaner. Henry and Dyson models often are claimed to have high probability of self inflected probsuction.
“I’ve just bought this new dyson vacuum, might give myself a probsuction tonight, it will be so sik”
Probsuction by WhereisRay July 28, 2021

Probsuction 

The act of receiving a blowjob, aided with the help of a Hoover (Vacuum Cleaner)

Use a Henry for best results, as it gives you good eye contact, which as you is deadly sexy whilst in the act.

Can be self-inflicted.
Boy: hey.....wanna give me a probsuction?

Girl: yeah ok......pull your pants down while i plug in the hoover and get the extension pipe.
Probsuction by poliko September 12, 2009

Probsuction 

Probsuction a word that defines the act of using a henry or dyson hoover and turning power to full and probsucking your penis
Person 1: Hey Jamal fancy a probsuction today?
Person 2: yeah for sure, do you have the tissues?

Ten mins later...

Person 1: what did u think?
Person 2: it was so sik
Probsuction by harryj23 August 28, 2010

Probsuction 

Composite of the words 'Probability and Suction'. Probsuction is often used as a way of describing a force that causes a fluid or solid to be drawn into an interior space or to adhere to a surface because of the difference between the external and internal pressures. The probability between the suction and release could vary depending on technique and skill.
Jim: How long will it take untill this is finished?
Bob: Well it depends on how powerful the probsuction is.
Probsuction by Davidtrail84 November 18, 2011

N&A Productions 

The cringest channel ever on YT
N&A Productions by litfit69 June 17, 2018

Ghost Production 

(Noun). Specific to the EDM music scene. This refers to a piece of music that has been created by a certain artist or artists (who will not be credited), and is sold and distributed under another artist or musician's name.
Huge acts that tour consistantly now have others write 'ghost productions' for them (to keep them relevant).

See: Tiesto, R3hab, producerfactory.com
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