posidedons poop

1. When your poop goes and flushes itself
2. posidedon comes and slaps your poop and then leaves and then come back a few seconds later and flushes the toilet and if you say thanks he will give you 1 bucks if not he ends your life

1. Today while I was pooping I pooped a posidedons poop man it was wonderful like OMG OMG OMG
2. Today I got a posidedon poop man like that's why I'm in the underworld right now

by Doggy Yeet June 28, 2022

Posical

Posical means something is good or cool, it could also mean that someone is very happy or excited.

“This concert is going to be posical”

by COOLMASTERTRUCKER July 28, 2023

posimi

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Look at Posimi

God Damn she got SMOKIN GYAAAAAT

by Workworkwork October 24, 2023

Cock positive

A female who’s attitude is only positive/jovial around the opposite sex. See Cock fiend.

Lisa: She's a missirable bitch that one.
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive

by Clint Beancake November 28, 2012

Global Positioning System

A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.

While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.

The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!

by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013

koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.

We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016

connor position

When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.

Oh baby please do the connor position on me?

by pussylicker79 November 24, 2016