Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009

Penguin Pussy

a nun

lets go down to the convent and try and pick up some penguin pussy

by Woodnone May 21, 2015

pengis

Completely revised and expanded edition of the three-million copy bestseller?

architypal expression of one with a phallus resembling that of a penguin.

(aka penis wiv a "g" wot)

ring, ring, ring, ring ,ring, ring, ring banana phone, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phooooooooooooooooooone. i've got this feelin, its soo appeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalin: cellular, modular, interactive oddular

by Jono Green, Shungre, Dennis Quade, Muel, Pete and associates. February 4, 2005

pengus

A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.

Kieth Gruhaz, Gary Coleman

by Alan Webb August 31, 2003

Penguin

The only animal that I would concider fucking

Dude, if I were a penguin I would so fuck another penguin

by Kinket July 7, 2005

penguine

adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.

Awww, the Vienna Boys' Choir boys are positively penguine!

by eccecattus December 10, 2006

pingui

A name that you use to call some one stupid. Usually someone who is acting retarted and hyper.

Damn that guy is a fucken pingui!

by Lunatic January 29, 2005