Plumming

Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into someone’s arse so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating

Oh my fuk Keith’s had a plumming

by Clitflab July 9, 2019

plumber femme

A femme lesbian who isn't above getting her hands dirty. She's nobody's little princess, and she's not going to sit in the car while her dyke tries unsuccessfully to fix a flat. She can do it herself and, more than likely, can do it better than a hard butch or most men can.

How hot is that! My girl fixed my engine! She's so plumber femme!

by dove.amy May 21, 2006

Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

plumbkin

ack of getting ones dick sucked while takeing shit.

"oomps gave that niggea a blumbkin ,she might as well ate his shit too"

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009

ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes

Steven is an ass plumber.

by I love daniel April 4, 2003

plumble

An error (either big or small) made whilst plumbing.

I made a right plumble under the sink

by Dan the Plumber July 6, 2011