Lube the plate

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair

Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave

by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018

Plate

Having something put on you. Such as a person kissing another unexpectedly. Then being the one kissed. Therefore being called a plate.

Oil you know Charlie, he’s a right plate.

by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

Plate

When you have something put on you such as a kiss. When someone unexpectedly kisses another. That makes the receiver of the kiss a plate.

Oi you know Charlie, he’s a right plate. Wait until he kisses you.

by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.

Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.

by Blavak Mike February 5, 2019

Plated

Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.

"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."

by GalacticDong October 8, 2018

kaylie plate

if you meet a kaylie plate, run away as fast as you can because she’s the biggest THOTatron you’ll ever meet. never look back, just run. but. if you get to know her, she’s alright. i guess.

i just met kaylie plate. and i’ve learned that she makes more of less no sense and enjoys listening to shed eeran.

by dogger147742789 June 5, 2018

oklahoma license plate

Another name for tramp stamp! Mainly because the state only issues 1 license plate and it's placent is usually on or above the rear bumper!

That Dee Dee is a real slut ,did you see her Oklahoma license plate?

by Drahzi1 June 6, 2018