Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.

Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"

by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017

Peniclub

A club/group of people , or Peniclubers who are shit at what they do or just cant do something in general

BOBBY :Goddamn brian is probably in the peniclub he cant make a goal for shit"
BOBBERT:YEAH HES SHIT

by $BlinkBolt.co$ December 7, 2017

Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand

When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.

by David99uk December 13, 2017

Peni

When there are more than one penis in a room

The room was filled with peni

by Peni_ lover December 13, 2017

Penileprickaton

Another word for useless or shit faced on drugs usually used against people named Nathan

Nathan you dirty Penileprickaton

Nathan your such a horrible Penileprickaton

by RegoesDragonFire January 4, 2018

penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018

Peni

Another way to say penis but more classy

If you've ever watched the show shameless.

Eddie to a rebellious Karen:
“That’s your teenage-diseased mind talking. You tasted peni, now you’re just crazy”

by Girlyknows101 May 22, 2018